Tuesday, May 26, 2009

This Week in The West Yellowstone News

Our local paper has some great anecdotes, especially in the Police Reports. This week the police reports contained the following news:
  • May 14: A caller reported a suspicious door-to-door meat salesmen. [Was the salesman suspicious, or the meat? It matters.]

  • May 14: An unidentified bear was seen at the old airport. [Obviously a familiar bear would not be an issue.]

  • May 19: A caller reported hitting a bear in the park. The bear was hit with their car, which was damaged. Their fear of the bear kept them from leaving the vehicle. [I bet the bear was afraid of the car too.]
I hope everyone is looking forward to the Summer season! I will hope to see you, an unidentified bears, in Kirkwood soon!

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